You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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