i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
Randomize
