3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
