Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
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Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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