In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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