A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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