Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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