He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
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We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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