I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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