So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
