it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
