idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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