we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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