My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Who died my cat blue again?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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