We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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