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say what?
wanna hang out?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
When are your genitals available?
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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