would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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