If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
I'm passing your future prison.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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