that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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