They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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