I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
This house was built for laser tag.
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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
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We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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