well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
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We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
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But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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