Me. At least after what I've been through.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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