I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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