No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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