just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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