Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
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You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize