I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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