Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we made out on top of his cat.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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