1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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