I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I wish life had little blips of pornography
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
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My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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