flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
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I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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