She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Couch. On fire.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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