If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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