I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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