Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
They took my balls.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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