dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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