At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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