You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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