Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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