i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.