Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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