i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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