plz talk dirty to me
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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