Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin