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  (216): View more from Ohio

  I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.

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  (216): I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips. http://tfl.nu/1ir1
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  (859): View more from Kentucky

  It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.

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  (859): It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl. http://tfl.nu/qaad
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  (703): View more from Virginia

  We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.

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  You guys make me sad

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  You misspelled jealous there

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  (703): We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone. (540): You guys make me sad (703): You misspelled jealous there http://tfl.nu/wtst
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  (763): View more from Minnesota

  The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.

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  (763): The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins. http://tfl.nu/k74l
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  (863): View more from Florida

  hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.

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  (863): hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple. http://tfl.nu/ta85
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  (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN

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  (978): Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN http://tfl.nu/dg4w
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  (516): View more from New York

  What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?

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  (516): What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner? http://tfl.nu/aj21
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  (201): View more from New Jersey

  This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard

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  (201): This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard http://tfl.nu/udfw
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  (512): View more from Texas

  just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!

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  (512): just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor! http://tfl.nu/pz4b
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  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.

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  (506): I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks. http://tfl.nu/uhzd
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  (319): View more from Iowa

  Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??

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  (319): Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE?? http://tfl.nu/27co
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship

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  (412): we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship http://tfl.nu/1u6k
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  (702): View more from Nevada

  He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?

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  (702): He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed? http://tfl.nu/mq0y
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  (732): View more from New Jersey

  We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.

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  (732): We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man. http://tfl.nu/m7bs
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  (770): View more from Georgia

  Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night

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  (770): Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night http://tfl.nu/c0bq
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