like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
