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If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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