i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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