talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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