This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
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i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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