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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.

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(416): View more from Ontario

So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading

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(512): View more from Texas

you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had

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(740): View more from Ohio

Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere

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(210): View more from Texas

Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.

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(951): View more from California

oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened

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