Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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