so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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